“You can discover more about a person in an hour of farting than in a year of conversation.” Plato
“You say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us. And the world will fart as one.” John Lennon
Professor Guffington is a bottom burp specialist of renown and a lifelong student of cloudy knowledge. He currently claims to hold the position of Director of the Institute of Windy Pops at Oxford University, an establishment the university denies exists.
Guffington started farting at an early age and such is his enthusiasm for his chosen subject has hardly ever stopped since. His book It Wasn’t me, It was the Dog! has now sold almost one copy and in all best seller lists remains firmly at the bottom, a position that is both fitting and a source of great pride
His follow-up work Speak on Sweet Lips That Never Told a Lie  has yet to find a publisher. His intention to include a set of scratch and sniff cards has been something of a sticking point.
He received his PhD for his investigations into the psychological effects of desperately holding one in only to let it rip long and loud in front of one’s grandparents.
His concert and live album The Winds from Uranus, a collection of popular classical pieces arranged for bottom orchestra, remains even today a unique work and one unlikely to ever be repeated, given the resulting trouble with health officials and claims for compensation.
(Music Critic of The New York Times)
An educational video featuring Professor Guffington during which he accidentally farts himself unconscious has been removed from YouTube following several complaints.
Professor Guffington hopes you enjoy his website and wishes you happy and safe pumping.
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Professor Guffington
Professor Guffington is a bottom burp specialist of renown and a lifelong student of cloudy knowledge. He currently claims to hold the position of Director of the Institute of Windy Pops at Oxford University, an establishment the university denies exists.
Guffington started farting at an early age and such is his enthusiasm for his chosen subject has hardly ever stopped since. His book It Wasn’t Me, It was the Dog! has now sold almost one copy and in all best seller lists remains firmly at the bottom, a position that is both fitting and a source of great pride
His follow-up work Speak on Sweet Lips that Never Told a Lie! has yet to find a publisher. His intention to include a set of scratch and sniff cards has been something of a sticking point.
His concert and live album The Winds from Uranus, a collection of popular classical pieces arranged for bottom orchestra, remains even today a unique work and one unlikely to ever be repeated, given the resulting trouble with health officials and claims for compensation.
What the critics said: “I choked back the tears and then actually began to choke.”
(Music Critic of The New York Times)
An educational video featuring Professor Guffington during which he accidentally farts himself unconscious has been removed from YouTube following several complaints.
Professor Guffington hopes you enjoy his website and wishes you happy and safe pumping.