The world's oldest recorded joke was a fart joke. The Sumerian quip is delivered as
follows: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young
woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
Hello and welcome to Professor Guffington’s guide to farts!
Choose from the menu on the left or items below to find out more about
the wonderful world of farts.
Who smelt it dealt it definition: Someone who calls attention to or
complains about a fart is likely trying to pretend it wasn't his or her own.
See also: He who denied it, supplied it - He who observed it, served it -
Whoever asked gassed - Whoever started farted. Click here for many more!
The medical term for a
fart is flatus. It comes
from the Latin word
meaning "the act of
blowing."
In 2016, a flight from
Dubai to Amsterdam was
forced to make an
emergency landing after
a passenger refused to
stop farting.
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“The journey of a
thousand miles
begins with a single
fart.”
Lao Tzu
“The beautiful thing
about farting is that
no one can take it
away from you.”
B.B. King
Who smelt it dealt it
Hello and welcome to Professor
Guffington’s guide to farts!
Choose from the items below to
find out more about the
wonderful world of farts.
Who smelt it dealt it definition: Someone who
calls attention to or complains about a fart is likely
trying to pretend it wasn't his or her own.
See also: He who denied it, supplied it - He who
observed it, served it - Whoever asked gassed -
Whoever started farted. Tap here for many more!
In 2016, a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced
to make an emergency landing after a passenger
refused to stop farting.
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Holding in farts can cause them to be reabsorbed into
your bloodstream and exhaled through your lungs.
So find a private space and let those windy pops out!
Ewww!!
“The beautiful thing
about farting is that
no one can take it
away from you.”
B.B. King
