Definition of who smelt it dealt it: Someone who
calls attention to or complains about a fart is likely
trying to pretend it wasn't his or her own.
It’s also used to suggest that a person calling attention to or
complaining about a given problem may in fact be the source
of the problem. For example, “hey, who spilled coffee on the
floor?” “Well whoever smelt it dealt it!”
There are many happy variations:
He who accuses blew the fuses
He who articulated it particulated it
He who declared it blared it
He who deduced it produced it
He who detected it ejected it
He who eulogized it aerosolized it
He who inculpated promulgated
He who observed it served it
He who pointed the finger pulled the finger
He who rapped it, cracked it
He who refuted it tooted it
He who said the rhyme did the crime
He who sniffed it biffed it
He who spoke it broke it
He who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse
The slanderer made the gland error
The smeller's the feller
Whoever accused it, diffused it
Whoever asked gassed
Whoever denied it supplied it
Whoever described it, applied it
Whoever explained it, ordained it
Whoever rebuts it, cuts it
Whoever resented it, presented it
Whoever smelt it dealt it
Whoever spoke it, broke it
Whoever spoke last set off the blast
Whoever started farted
Whoever thunk it stunk it
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“The fart is mightier
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E Bulwer-Lytton
Definition of who smelt it dealt it
Definition of who smelt it dealt it: Someone who
calls attention to or complains about a fart is likely
trying to pretend it wasn't his or her own.
It’s also used to suggest that a person calling attention to or
complaining about a given problem may in fact be the source
of the problem. For example, “hey, who spilled coffee on the
floor?” “Well whoever smelt it dealt it!”
There are many happy variations:
He who accuses blew the fuses
He who articulated it particulated it
He who declared it blared it
He who deduced it produced it
He who detected it ejected it
He who eulogized it aerosolized it
He who inculpated promulgated
He who observed it served it
He who pointed the finger pulled the finger
He who rapped it, cracked it
He who refuted it tooted it
He who said the rhyme did the crime
He who sniffed it biffed it
He who spoke it broke it
He who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse
The slanderer made the gland error
The smeller's the feller
Whoever accused it, diffused it
Whoever asked gassed
Whoever denied it supplied it
Whoever described it, applied it
Whoever explained it, ordained it
Whoever rebuts it, cuts it
Whoever resented it, presented it
Whoever smelt it dealt it
Whoever spoke it, broke it
Whoever spoke last set off the blast
Whoever started farted
Whoever thunk it stunk it
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“The fart is mightier
than the sword”
E Bulwer-Lytton
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