Dictionary - Words and phrases for farts
Was that a windy pop, or perhaps you heard a duck call? With farting being
one of the world’s most popular and enjoyable activities it’s no surprise that
it's developed a whole host of descriptive terms suitable for any occasion.
Here, Professor Guffington shares selected notes from his extensive
archives to bring you a dictionary of fart:
Air biscuit / buffet: A misty brown snack for the nostrils.
Bottom: An essential part of the fart factory. The bottom hole.
Bottom burp: The expulsion of gas from the bottom rather than the mouth.
Bottom gas: The fumes expelled or that leak from the bottom hole.
Break wind: A polite term for the act of dropping an air biscuit.
Brown cloud: A cloud of farty goodness.
Bubble bath: The production of delightful bubbles of stink when bathing.
Bum (bum hole): A mostly British name for the bottom.
Drop one: The failure to hold in a brown cloud.
Duck call: A short fart reminiscent of a duck quacking.
Fart: The discharge of gas through the bottom hole.
Flatulence: Medical name for the act of farting.
Flatus: Medical name for bottom gas.
Fluff: Something a polite lady does instead of a fart.
Gas: The physical state of a fart before it lands on your hair and clothes.
Guff: An alternative (mainly British) name for a fart.
Let one rip: Really let one out loud and proud, often with a knee held in the air.
Morning thunder: A long, loud and rumbling fart to welcome a new day.
Nose Burner: A sharp smelling guff that assaults the senses.
Pass gas: The act of passing gas from the inside to the outside.
Passing wind: The release of a freshly made friend. See pass gas.
Pump: (British) A polite term for a fart that can be used in respectful company.
Quilt lifter: A fart so powerful it lifts the bedding. A fart to be really proud of.
Raspberry (blowing a raspberry): (British) A descriptive term for a ripping pump.
Usage: "Mr D'Arcy much admired Emily's ability to blow a raspberry using her
armpit."
Silent but deadly (SBD): A silent fart that on reaching its victims can result in death,
or at least those affected finding death preferable.
Silent but violent (SBV): Not as bad as an SBD, but can still cause victims to
change color, gasp for air and flail their arms about in panic.
Step on a duck: To emit a short sharp “quack” from the bottom.
Step on a frog: Similar to stepping on a duck, but resulting in a “ribbit” sound.
Stink: Often combined with other words, e.g. “Sorry, that was quite a bottom
stink. Shall we continue our dance lesson now?”
Stinker: A bottom burp that you can almost chew on.
Toilet noise: A term a princess might use to explain a sound she's just made.
Tooting: A series of small farts that can signal someone’s presence.
Trouser cough: (British) A cough from the bottom.
Trumpet: (UK: trouser trumpet) A popular instrument played solo or in groups.
Voice of the toothless one: Words from the bottom. Usage: "The night was
silent, except for the voice of the toothless one which was loud, clear and
urgent.”
Wind: A sudden change of weather between the bum cheeks.
Windy pop: A short, sharp burst from the bottom that amazes and delights.
“Good farts will open
doors that the best
education cannot.”
Clarence Thomas
“You’ve gotta fart
like there’s nobody
watching.”
William W. Purkey
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Air tulip - Anal audio - Anal exhale - Anal salute - Anus applause - Back draft
- Back-end blowout - Back blast - Baking brownies - Bark - Barking spider -
Barn burner - Beef - Beep your horn - Belching clown - Benchwarmer - Blast
- Blat - Blurp - Blurt - Bomber - Boom-boom - Booty bomb - Booty cough -
Bottom blast - Bottom burp - Booty belch - Brown haze - Brown thunder -
Bubbler - Bull snort - Bumsen burner - Bung blast - Burner - Burp out the
wrong end - Butt bazooka - Butt bongos - Butt cheek screech - Butt dumpling
- Butt sneeze - Butt trumpet - Butt tuba - Butt yodeling - Cheek squeak -
Cheeser - Colon bowlin' - Cornhole clap - Cornhole tremor - Crack concert -
Crack splitters - Crap call - Cut one - Cut the cheese - Drifter - Droppin' stink
bombs - Duck call - Exercise the meat nozzle - Exhume the dinner corpse -
Fecal fume - Fire in the hole - Fizzler - Floater - Fluffy - Free speech - Frump
- Gas - Get out and walk - Great brown cloud - Grundle rumble - Grunt -
Gurgler - Heinie hiccup - Hisser - Honker - Horton hears a poo - Hot wind -
Human hydrogen Bomb - Lay an egg - Mouse on a motorcycle - Nasty
cough - O-ring oboe - One-man salute - Orchestra practice - Panty burp -
Poof - Poop gopher - Pop tart - Power puff - Puffer - Putt-putt - Quack -
Quaker - Rattler - Rectal turbulence - Ripass - Ripper - R oar from the rear -
Rump ripper - Rump roar - Silly cyanide - Slider - Sphincter siren - Sphincter
whistle - Spitter - Split the seam - Squeaker - Stale wind - Steamer - Stink it
up - Stinky - Tear ass - Testing in the Levi wind tunnel - Thunder from down
under - Thurp - Toot your own horn - Tootsie - Trunk bunk - Turd tremors -
Turtle burp - Tushy tickler - Under thunder - Wallop - Whiff - Whoopee -
Whopper
Even more alternative words for a fart!
“I have a fart!”
Martin Luther King
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Dictionary - Words and Phrases for farts
Was that a windy pop, or perhaps you heard a duck call? With
farting being one of the world’s most popular and enjoyable
activities it’s no surprise that it's developed a whole host of
descriptive terms suitable for any occasion.
Here, Professor Guffington shares selected notes from his
extensive archives to bring you a dictionary of fart:
Air biscuit / buffet: A misty brown snack for the nostrils.
Bottom: An essential part of the fart factory. The bottom hole.
Bottom burp: A burp from the bottom.
Bottom gas: The fumes expelled from the bottom hole.
Break wind: A polite term for the act of dropping an air biscuit.
Brown cloud: A cloud of farty goodness.
Bubble bath: Bath time bubbles of stink.
Bum (bum hole): A mostly British name for the bottom.
Drop one: The failure to hold in a brown cloud.
Duck call: A short fart reminiscent of a duck quacking.
Fart: The discharge of gas through the bottom hole.
Flatulence: Medical name for the act of farting.
Flatus: Medical name for bottom gas.
Fluff: Something a polite lady does instead of a fart.
Gas: The physical state of a fart before it lands on your clothes.
Guff: An alternative (mainly British) name for a fart.
Let one rip: Really let one out loud and proud.
Morning thunder: A long, loud and rumbling fart at dawn.
Nose Burner: A sharp smelling guff that assaults the senses.
Pass gas: The act of passing gas from the inside to the outside.
Passing wind: The release of a freshly made friend.
Pump: (British) A polite term for a fart.
Quilt lifter: A fart so powerful it lifts the bedding.
Raspberry (blowing a raspberry): (British) A descriptive term
for a ripping pump. Usage: "Mr D'Arcy much admired Emily's
ability to blow a raspberry using her armpit."
Silent but deadly (SBD): A silent fart that on reaching its victims
can result in death, or at least those affected finding death
preferable.
Silent but violent (SBV): Not as bad as an SBD, but can still
cause victims to change color, gasp for air and flail their arms
about in panic.
Step on a duck: To emit a “quack” from the bottom.
Step on a frog: A fart that makes “ribbit” sound.
Stink: Often combined with other words, e.g. “Sorry, that was
quite a bottom stink. Shall we continue our dance lesson now?”
Stinker: A bottom burp that you can almost chew on.
Toilet noise: A term a princess might use to explain a fart.
Tooting: A series of small farts that can signal someone’s
presence.
Trouser cough: (British) A cough from the bottom.
Trumpet: A popular fart instrument played solo or in groups.
Voice of the toothless one: Words from the bottom. Usage:
"The night was silent, except for the voice of the toothless one
which was loud, clear and urgent.”
Wind: A sudden change of weather between the bum cheeks.
Windy pop: A short, sharp burst from the bottom.
Even more alternative words for a fart!
Fizzler - Floater - Fluffy - Free speech - Frump - Gas - Get out
and walk - Great brown cloud - Grundle rumble - Grunt - Gurgler
- Heinie hiccup - Hisser - Honker - Horton hears a poo - Hot wind
- Human hydrogen Bomb - Lay an egg - Mouse on a motorcycle
- Nasty cough - O-ring oboe - One-man salute - Orchestra
practice - Panty burp - Poof - Poop gopher - Pop tart - Power
puff - Puffer - Putt-putt - Quack - Quaker - Rattler - Rectal
turbulence - Ripass - Ripper - R oar from the rear - Rump ripper
- Rump roar - Silly cyanide - Slider - Sphincter siren - Sphincter
whistle - Spitter - Split the seam - Squeaker - Stale wind -
Steamer - Stink it up - Stinky - Tear ass - Testing in the Levi wind
tunnel - Thunder from down under - Thurp - Toot your own horn -
Tootsie - Trunk bunk - Turd tremors - Turtle burp - Tushy tickler -
Under thunder - Wallop - Whiff - Whoopee - Whopper
Air tulip - Anal audio - Anal exhale - Anal salute - Anus applause
- Back draft - Back-end blowout - Back blast - Baking brownies -
Bark - Barking spider - Barn burner - Beef - Beep your horn -
Belching clown - Benchwarmer - Blast - Blat - Blurp - Blurt -
Bomber - Boom-boom - Booty bomb - Booty cough - Bottom
blast - Bottom burp - Booty belch - Brown haze - Brown thunder
- Bubbler - Bull snort - Bumsen burner - Bung blast - Burner -
Burp out the wrong end - Butt bazooka - Butt bongos - Butt
cheek screech - Butt dumpling - Butt sneeze - Butt trumpet -
Butt tuba - Butt yodeling - Cheek squeak - Cheeser - Colon
bowlin' - Cornhole clap - Cornhole tremor - Crack concert -
Crack splitters - Crap call - Cut one - Cut the cheese - Drifter -
Droppin' stink bombs - Duck call - Exercise the meat nozzle -
Exhume the dinner corpse - Fecal fume - Fire in the hole
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“You’ve gotta fart
like there’s nobody
watching.”
William W. Purkey
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